Tumblr’s becoming way too mainstream, where will I bitch about my life now?
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Why do I feel like this needs a Dr. Suess rhyme to go with it?
Then the Dark Lord gave Draco a pat.
It wasn’t a hat.
It wasn’t a cat.
Draco did not like the feel of this pat.
It was a strange pat and he did not like that.
It was a strange pat and he did not like that.
Draco would rather a hat to that pat,
A cat or a rat, or even a bat.
But what Draco recieved was no cat nor no hat,
It was simply a pat, and that was that.
But Draco thought to himself, “This pat is not simply a pat,”
“There’s got to be more to this pat than just that.”
For this pat did not make Draco happy or glad.
This pat scared poor Draco, and might him quite sad.
“Why is the dark lord patting my back?”
He never gave pats, only whacks and smacks.
Poor Draco looked worried, he didn’t like this pat.
“Oh please dark lord, take your hand off my back.”
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